douhgnut:

why get a job when you can sell oregano to middle-schoolers and tell them it’s weed

ohyeselifresh:

my neck

my back

my pizza

and my snacks

valvesoftware:

going to college like

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ifwemetupatmidnight:

every time I find a youtube video with comments disabled I wonder what kind of shit went down

mongoliantiger:

When you answer someone with sarcasm and they get really offended.

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